Write something insightful. Say Morgan Freeman said it. Win at internet.

Is there a movie I think I should have won the Oscar for? Yeah. All of them.

Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible....Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor.

That's your job as the actor, to understand the human part of the character, to make it real.

Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable.

I've never had any intimate relationships with a dolphin.

You don't know how much you appreciate your privacy until you don't have it.

My approach to acting is that I am totally intuitive. I read the script and I get it. If I don't get it, I can't do it.

Actors cannot work against each other. It's totally impossible.

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing.

You measure yourself by the people who measure themselves by you.

Your best posture is your next posture.

Never give up the ganja.

The trick to any profession is making it look easy.

So if I believe in God, and I do, it's because I think I'm God.

You can't take credit for talent; you can only take credit for using it.

The best way to guarantee a loss is to quit.

Attacking People With Disabilities is the Lowest Display of Power I Can Think Of.

If I stay at home, I'm not famous. I'm only famous when I'm out in the streets, so I don't go out on the streets much.