I don't like to talk about myself that much.

I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony.

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night.

The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends who took exercise.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

I was trained to be an actor, not a star.

My early days in Broadway were all comedies. I never did a straight play on Broadway.

Five players on the floor functioning as a single unit: team, team, team-no one more important than the other.

I don't see myself as a violent guy.

If I start to become a star, I'll lose contact with the normal guys I play best.

I left home when I was 16 because I was looking for adventure.

I'm not a sentimental guy.

Nothing counts so much as family, the rest are just strangers.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

I'm disappointed that success hasn't been a Himalayan feeling.

I have trouble with direction, because I have trouble with authority. I was not a good Marine.

Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors.