Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

You can't turn a "no" to a "yes" without a "maybe" in between.

Anyone with a internet connection and an idea can develop an audience

Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.

the problems of three little people in a big world don't add up to much

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Awards are meaningless for actors, unless they all play the same part.

An actor needs something to stabilize his personality, something to nail down what he really is, not what he is currently pretending to be.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.

I let my drinking do the talking.

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Everybody has something to conceal.