I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

I stick my neck out for *nobody*!

Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

I made more lousy pictures than any actor in history.

The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.

I let my drinking do the talking.

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Everybody has something to conceal.

The only good reason to have money is this: so that you can tell any SOB in the world to go to hell.

People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind.