I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

The problem with this world is, everyone in it is 3 drinks behind.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

There is more to talking than just words.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

There's a familiarity that sometimes shocks and annoys the hell out of me. People want a relationship with you that they haven't earned.

'Catch-22' was a huge failure, and it rubbed off on everybody connected to it. I had a bunch of lean years where I had to do things, a lot of which I wasn't wildly enthusiastic about.

I played guitar. I've always considered myself an actor, but I wasn't making a living as an actor. So I was in a couple of folk groups that managed to keep me in underwear and burritos.

You know what Andy Warhol's sole contribution to this country has been? He made Campbell's Soup a household word.

If I'm doing a fake movie, it's gonna be a fake hit.

Every physicist knows that things connect with each other. To isolate things is not the way the universe works - winning best actor is arbitrary.

No matter how much time you spend reading books or following your intuition, you're gonna screw it up. Fifty times. You can't do parenting right.

I don't think it does the audience any good to know what I do to prepare. It keeps it more of a surprise. I don't feel like it has to be a mystery.

I don't believe in competitions between artists. This is insane. Who has the authority to say someone is better?