You're short on ears and long on mouth

When you come slam bang up against trouble, it never looks half as bad if you face up to it.

Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

Never apologize, mister, it’s a sign of weakness.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.

I didn't vote for him, but he's my President, and I hope he does a good job.

You have to be a man before you can be a gentleman.

My hope and prayer is that everyone know and love our country for what she really is and what she stands for.

My favorite four-letter words are 'hard work'.

A man's got to have a code, a creed to live by, no matter his job.

A man deserves a second chance, but keep an eye on him.

If you can't be thankful for what you have, be thankful for what you have escaped.

Life is tough pilgrim, it is even tougher if you're stupid

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday.