My brother never had me to dinner in his life.

My brother never had me to dinner in his life.

Burt Lancaster

The reason there are so many stupid people is that it's illegal to kill them.

The reason there are so many stupid people is that it's illegal to kill them.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.

I have turned down a lot of garbage lately.

Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death

Sometimes I only succeed in beating myself to death

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.

I believe we should appeal to people at the higher levels.

I had the luck of having an obedient body.

I had the luck of having an obedient body.

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

Can anything be more Un-American than the Un-American committee?

Obviously I am not the young man who came to Hollywood in 1946

Obviously I am not the young man who came to Hollywood in 1946

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.

I am reasonably happy, providing I keep busy.

I feel that I am a good actor.

I feel that I am a good actor.

I walked out of class one day and I never went back

I walked out of class one day and I never went back

I did something wrong - once.

I did something wrong - once.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

You have to fight against being an antique

You have to fight against being an antique

I am interested in being in pictures that I would like to see.

I am interested in being in pictures that I would like to see.

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.

Sell yourself first, if you want to sell anything.

I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.