All it takes are a few simple outfits. And there's one secret - The Simpler The Better

I may not have married for very sound reasons, but money was the least of them.

My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

There must be something between us, even if it's only an ocean.

I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.

I think that making love is the best form of exercise.

Probably no greater honor can come to any man than the respect of his colleagues.

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order.

Sometimes angels rush in where fools fear to tread.

I began by acting like the person I wanted to be, and eventually I became that person.

We should all just smell well and enjoy ourselves more.

It takes 500 small details to add up to one favourable impression.

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

When people tell you how young you look, they are also telling you how old you are.

Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste.

Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.