My inner goddes has her sequins on and is warming up to dance the rumba.

My inner goddes has her sequins on and is warming up to dance the rumba.

E. L. James

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

Men are not nearly as evolved as women are, nor as intelligent, evidently

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbagehead

I do not traditionally speak ill of women, but your governess is a cabbagehead

Kisses should not leave you satisfied.

Kisses should not leave you satisfied.

How could she go on without him? And, at the same time, how could she go on knowing that every moment of their time together had meant so little to him

How could she go on without him? And, at the same time, how could she go on knowing that every moment of their time together had meant so little to him

It was a terrifying feeling. And if it was love, he wanted none of it.

It was a terrifying feeling. And if it was love, he wanted none of it.

Colleen McCullough taught me that desire is the heart of romance.

Colleen McCullough taught me that desire is the heart of romance.

God forbid that women have fantasies.

God forbid that women have fantasies.

All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.

All a writer wants is to be read, and people are so flattering and lovely. I mean, there are witches out there as well. But most are so kind.

I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

I don't think [Fifty Shades of Grey is] a model for anything. Except maybe in bed.

I really like clever men who challenge you.

I really like clever men who challenge you.

I think women love to read love stories.

I think women love to read love stories.

I'm looking forward to getting back to my house and my Ugg boots and not washing sometimes, and getting back to writing.

I'm looking forward to getting back to my house and my Ugg boots and not washing sometimes, and getting back to writing.

If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again and you can vicariously through a book.

If you've been married for 400 years, as I have, it's nice to experience first love again and you can vicariously through a book.

A controlling man, surely a mythical creature?

A controlling man, surely a mythical creature?

Any relationship that you have is about negotiation - anything - whether there is a written contract or not.

Any relationship that you have is about negotiation - anything - whether there is a written contract or not.

I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can't love me

I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can't love me

I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling.

I've set the bar quite high in terms of storytelling.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.