What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.

A villain always preferred luring the heroine to his lair.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

If you want me, you'll have to earn me. And, mister, I don't come cheap.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

As far as I'm concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn't add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.

Sugar Beth detected the movement and shot him a look that challenged not only his manhood but also his very right to exist on the planet.

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat.

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?

Writing is hard for everybody except fools.

Writing is hard for everybody except fools.

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.

Everybody won’t like everything you write. Some people won’t like anything you write. Get over it.

Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.

Fear goes hand-in-hand with artistic creation, and no amount of success will make the fear go away entirely.

ignore the pain, play through it.

ignore the pain, play through it.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

Be the best at what you're good at

Be the best at what you're good at

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.

I take every opportunity I can to speak to librarians.