War makes good history but peace is poor reading.

Why is it that a woman can see from a distance what a man cannot see close?

Some folk want their luck buttered.

Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.

My eyes were dazed by you for a little, and that was all.

Beauty lay not in the thing, but in what the thing symbolized.

And yet to every bad there is a worse.

The main object of religion is not to get a man into heaven, but to get heaven into him.

Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons.

Happiness is but a mere episode in the general drama of pain.

Women are attracted to silent men. They believe they are listening.

We don't talk, we hold forth. We don't converse, we expound.

Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.

Nobody who's really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies

It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.

Give me an honest con man any day.

I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.