I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.

Nobody who's really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies

It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.

Give me an honest con man any day.

I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.

I knew it wasn't too important, but it made me sad anyway.

I could happily lie down and die sometimes.

People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you're not.

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.