That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.

Give me an honest con man any day.

I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.

I knew it wasn't too important, but it made me sad anyway.

I could happily lie down and die sometimes.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you're not.

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

People are always ruining things for you.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.