Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I could happily lie down and die sometimes.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you're not.

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

People are always ruining things for you.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

People always clap for the wrong reasons.

You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.