People are always ruining things for you.

People are always ruining things for you.

J.D. Salinger

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

Sentimentality is loving something more than God does.

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

People always clap for the wrong reasons.

People always clap for the wrong reasons.

You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.

Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.

Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.

I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.

I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.

I'm up to my ears in unwritten words.

I'm up to my ears in unwritten words.