You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.

I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.

I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.

I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.

People are always ruining things for you.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

People always clap for the wrong reasons.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.

Most stuff that is genuine is better left unsaid.

I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.

I'm up to my ears in unwritten words.

Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly

Hell is the suffering of being unable to love.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.