It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead. - Joseph Heller quotes

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.

But the God I don't believe in is a good God, a just God, a merciful God. He's not the mean and stupid God you make him out to be.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.

They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

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Joseph Heller Quotes - We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Author: Joseph Heller

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