All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive. - Joseph Heller quotes

All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.

Author: Joseph Heller

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He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.

They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.

They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.

From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.

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