Joseph Heller
It doesn't make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who's dead.
They can do anything we can't stop them from doing.
All of our religions but the Judaic and the Greek think more of us dead than alive.
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
Insanity is contagious.
Every writer I know has trouble writing.
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
Rise above principal and do what's right.
For war there is always enough. It's peace that's expensive.
Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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