It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.

Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.

Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.

Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole.'-William Boot

I'm one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.

I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.

For in that city [New York] there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.

I can't bare you when you're not amusing.

We are American at puberty. We die French.

I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.

Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.

After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can't trust a person.

News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read.

The great charm in argument is really finding one's own opinions, not other people's.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...

If a thing's worth doing at all, it's worth doing well.

O God, make me good, but not yet.

We possess nothing certainly except the past