Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

Never fire a warning shot. It is a waste of ammunition.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I believe the Republicans have never thought that democracy was anything but a tribal myth.

Beware of looking for goals: look for a way of life.

A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

It is not necessary to accept the choices handed down to you by life as you know it.

As long as I'm learning something, I figure I'm OK - it's a decent day.

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Something that you feel will find its own form.

Pain or love or danger makes you real again.

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved.

All he needed was a wheel in his hand and four on the road.