I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

Peter Sellers

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

Facts - behind them lies the whole fabric of deductive truth.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

The best revenge is democracy.

The best revenge is democracy.

Democracy needs support, and the best support for democracy comes from other democracies.

Democracy needs support, and the best support for democracy comes from other democracies.

In a way, a jail is a place where you can rest, read books and live with yourself.

In a way, a jail is a place where you can rest, read books and live with yourself.

I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I see human beings behaving badly.

I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I see human beings behaving badly.

While living in America when I attended Harvard in the early 1970s, I saw for myself the awesome, almost miraculous, power of a people to change policy through democratic means.

While living in America when I attended Harvard in the early 1970s, I saw for myself the awesome, almost miraculous, power of a people to change policy through democratic means.

Oppression does not know the meaning of provincial boundaries. Aren't our energies better spent fighting the common enemy instead of each other?

Oppression does not know the meaning of provincial boundaries. Aren't our energies better spent fighting the common enemy instead of each other?

What is important is that a political party articulates the mood of a generation.

What is important is that a political party articulates the mood of a generation.

The military wants a system that protects its policies and privileges.

The military wants a system that protects its policies and privileges.