The best revenge is democracy.

François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

Democracy needs support, and the best support for democracy comes from other democracies.

In a way, a jail is a place where you can rest, read books and live with yourself.

I was brought up to believe that human beings are good, which is why it shocks me to the core when I see human beings behaving badly.

While living in America when I attended Harvard in the early 1970s, I saw for myself the awesome, almost miraculous, power of a people to change policy through democratic means.

Oppression does not know the meaning of provincial boundaries. Aren't our energies better spent fighting the common enemy instead of each other?

What is important is that a political party articulates the mood of a generation.

The military wants a system that protects its policies and privileges.

I know death comes. I've seen too much death, young death.

America's greatest contribution to the world is its concept of democracy, its concept of freedom, freedom of action, freedom of speech, and freedom of thought.