It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.

I love when people underestimate me and then become pleasantly surprised.

Even an atheist finds God when they point at what they don't believe in.

Men are attracted to me because of my personality!

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.

I am Armenian, so of course, I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms...my entire body is hairless.

I'd be foolish not to take some of the opportunities that are coming my way. We all know this can go away at any moment.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

If no tender words are spoken, no tender hearts can be broken.

I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.

I don't like big balls on a dog.

For anyone having a bad day just remember 'If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.

Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.

If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year.

Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.