Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun and tired of their shade.

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy

If no tender words are spoken, no tender hearts can be broken.

I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you.

I don't like big balls on a dog.

For anyone having a bad day just remember 'If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

If you can fix a problem with money, it's not really a problem.

Take and chance and don't ever look back. Never have regrets, just lessons learned.

If I don't like something that's going on in my life, I change it. And I don't sit and complain about it for a year.

Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

The only routine with me is no routine at all.

One must not let oneself be overwhelmed by sadness.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.

The trouble with me is that I'm an outsider. And that's a very hard thing to be in American life.

You have only one chance to raise your child.

The children have been a wonderful gift to me, and I'm thankful to have once again seen our world through their eyes. They restore my faith in the family's future.