Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.

Each misstep leads to the next correct step.

Personally I like ageing. With age comes wisdom and I have said it before and I say it again, I will take wisdom over youth any day.

Fame makes you feel permanently like a girl walking past construction workers.

I think happiness is overrated. Satisfied, at peace-those would be more realistic goals.

Stop being perfect, because obsessing over being perfect stops you from growing.

You dont know someone until you know what they want.

You must lose everything in order to gain anything.

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to.

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault.

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.