Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Marlene Dietrich

For women, beauty is more important than the mind, because the man is easier to watch than to think.

For women, beauty is more important than the mind, because the man is easier to watch than to think.

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Glamour is what I sell, it's my stock in trade.

Glamour is what I sell, it's my stock in trade.

Don't follow it blindly into every dark alley. Always remember that you are not a model or a mannequin for which the fashion is created.

Don't follow it blindly into every dark alley. Always remember that you are not a model or a mannequin for which the fashion is created.

I am at heart a gentleman.

I am at heart a gentleman.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.

Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.

Love for the joy of loving, and not for the offerings of someone else's heart.

Love for the joy of loving, and not for the offerings of someone else's heart.

Seeing twilight fall should be prescribed by doctors.

Seeing twilight fall should be prescribed by doctors.

What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.

What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner.

Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner.