What a man notices first about a woman is whether she notices him.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

The weak are more likely to make the strong weak than the strong are likely to make the weak strong.

Sex is much better with a woman, but then one can't live with a woman.

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows.

It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast.

Duties are what make life most worth living. Lacking them, you are not necessary to anyone.

Love for the joy of loving, and not for the offerings of someone else's heart.

Seeing twilight fall should be prescribed by doctors.

I do not think that we have a “right” to happiness. If happiness happens, say thanks.

Champagne makes you feel like it's Sunday and better days are just around the corner.

Darling, the legs aren't so beautiful, I just know what to do with them.

To lose your prejudices you must travel.

I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men.

You can't live without illusions, even if you must fight for them.

Careful grooming may take twenty years off a woman's age, but you can't fool a flight of stairs.

I think when you get on with the actors that you're working with, even if you do have really intimate scenes, as long as you get on well, and have a bit of a laugh while doing it, then it's fine.

Vampire teeth really aren't very efficient, are they? It looks very messy. I'm not sure it's the best way to get a pint off anyone.