Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.

People of quality know everything without ever having learned anything.

Man's greatest weakness is his love for life.

The genuine Amphitryon is the Amphitryon with whom we dine.

If you make yourself understood, you're always speaking well.

We are easily duped by those we love.

A woman always has her revenge ready.

The proof of true love is to be unsparing in criticism.

I find medicine is the best of all trades because whether you do any good or not you still. Get your money.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

At least it's better to be married than to be dead.

The art of flatterers is to take advantage of the foibles of the great, to foster their errors, and never to give advice which may annoy.

unbroken happiness is a bore: it should have ups and downs.

We should look long and carefully at ourselves before we pass judgement on others.

Of all follies there is none greater than wanting to make the world a better place.

Hypocrisy is a fashionable vice, and all fashionable vices pass for virtue.

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.

Man, I can assure you, is a nasty creature.

People can be induced to swallow anything, provided it is sufficiently seasoned with praise.