I’m not, like, that smart.

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.

Having a nightclub in your house really helps for having a party, because then you don't need to go out.

I got my eye on you boy, and when I get my eye on something, it's like search and destroy.

To me, anything goes. But that's me.

Barbie is my fashion icon. People think I'm Paris Barbie - and it's a compliment.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

The only rule is don't be boring.

Life is too short to blend in.

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy... you'll, like, die of AIDS.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?