I would be so scared if I was a gay guy... you'll, like, die of AIDS.

I would be so scared if I was a gay guy... you'll, like, die of AIDS.

Paris Hilton

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

You need to look like a lady at the Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers will tear you apart. Then again, you aren't really anyone till Joan Rivers tears you apart.

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

You don't have to be an heiress to look like one, if you act like one then everyone will just presume you are one.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

The only people you need in your life are the ones that prove they need you in theirs.

I’m not, like, that smart.

I’m not, like, that smart.

The only rule is don't be boring.

The only rule is don't be boring.

Life is too short to blend in.

Life is too short to blend in.

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

I'd rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young girls should know that.

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

Always walk around like you have on an invisible tiara.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.

There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

There's so many people out there who try to imitate what I do but I am the original.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.

I definitely think that fashion is a form of art and love that people can express themselves through what they wear.

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.

The best accessories a girl can have are her closest friends.

Never give up on the things that make you smile.

Never give up on the things that make you smile.

Some people change when they think they're a star or something.

Some people change when they think they're a star or something.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.