I'm tired of justifying what I've said.

I'm tired of justifying what I've said.

Jose Canseco

Life's too short to bullshit.

Life's too short to bullshit.

I don't get depressed. When I feel an attack, I withdraw. I disappear, I replenish, and then I come back.

I don't get depressed. When I feel an attack, I withdraw. I disappear, I replenish, and then I come back.

I don't think I was born beautiful. I just think I was born me.

I don't think I was born beautiful. I just think I was born me.

Look, you have to make mistakes. That's how you learn and that's how the world works.

Look, you have to make mistakes. That's how you learn and that's how the world works.

You better check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.

You better check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.

If you have to talk to more than three people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention.

If you have to talk to more than three people about the same problem, you don't want help, you want attention.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

I think you want to try every sport possible just to experience life.

I'm just basically telling a story of my life.

I'm just basically telling a story of my life.

I get criticized for anything I do.

I get criticized for anything I do.

All I have is the truth, and I've proven that.

All I have is the truth, and I've proven that.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.

I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.