I am and will always be just simply a basball player, my tomb stone will just say. Baseball.

I've found that it's a great stress reliever to get adjusted. It takes away a lot of the tightness in the muscles.

The fans love the home runs, the home run competition between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa.

I think baseball owes McGwire a gratitude of thanks for putting baseball back on the map where it should be.

I don't think I've lost a beat at all. Because of my physique and my look...I fit in the natural action-hero role.

My motive, and I will make it clear and look you in the eyes, is to attack major league baseball. That's my motive.

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

Time travel is possible. Will explain later

I think the National League has better biorhythms in July.

Don't worry, the fans don't start booing until July.

I don't think, in all the years I managed them, I ever spoke more than thirty words to Frank and Brooks Robinson.

Momentum is only as good as tomorrow's starting pitcher.

A manager should stay as far away as possible from his players. I don't know if I said ten words to Frank Robinson while he played for me.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

The only thing that matters is what happens on the little hump out in the middle of the field.

If you know how to cheat, start now.

Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.