Every since high school I've been drawn to magazines.

When I die, I hope they don't cremate me 'cuz I'll burn forever.

I'll tell you what's helped me my entire life. I look at baseball as a game. It's something where people can go out, enjoy and have fun. Nothing more.

I knew the profanity used up and down my street would not go over the air... So I trained myself to say 'Holy Cow' instead.

Everything good that has happened to me has happened as a direct result of something bad.

Aw, how could he Jorge Orta lose the ball in the sun, he's from Mexico.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs.

It could be, it might be... It is, A home run!

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

Hello again, everybody... It's a bee-yoo-tiful day for baseball.

Movie narration in the forties was radically different than the narrative involved in books.

Everybody thought New York was this hard, cruel place, and I found it to be an extraordinarily wonderful place filled with the most interesting people.

Although I had a few jobs that I didn't like, or quit, or got fired from, I really loved New York from the moment I got here and I never stopped.

New York was big enough and wide enough that it allowed for reasonably eccentric people like me to thrive. It was a perfect place for me.

Taste has nothing to do with style.

Style lasts forever and taste doesn't.

It's interesting that there are places that words can't get to.

Style is a way of talking about yourself.

Beauty doesn't have anything to do with prettiness. Beauty has to do with something else; it gets into an area where words can't go.