When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old ones.

I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a lot more than I did before.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc. sequel.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant!

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

TV is the best babysitter.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.