If I don't trust [in] it, then it's worthless.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

TV is the best babysitter.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

People just do the strangest things when they believe they're entitled. But they do even stranger things when they just plain believe.

You’re entering a world of pain.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

The power of laughter & love would beat out the power of fear every time.

When I was young, we couldn't afford much. But, my library card was my key to the world.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

And if there is sweeter music this side of heaven I haven't heard it.

I was mad at the time, or I would never have done the thing.

If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?