I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday. - Bill Murray quotes

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Author: Bill Murray

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Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Be available for life to happen.

Be available for life to happen.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

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