People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Bill Murray

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Be available for life to happen.

Be available for life to happen.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

I see myself as a storyteller. So, when I read something, I see the story, and I see it on screen, in my head, in a certain way. I always want to see it and see me in it.

I see myself as a storyteller. So, when I read something, I see the story, and I see it on screen, in my head, in a certain way. I always want to see it and see me in it.

Everything that I've gone through informs me and my opinions in a way, I guess because I am a child of segregation. I lived through it. I lived in it. I was of it.

Everything that I've gone through informs me and my opinions in a way, I guess because I am a child of segregation. I lived through it. I lived in it. I was of it.

I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up.

I've never been to jail. I've never been arrested. I've never been locked up.

I run into a lot of kids who are either on R&R, or on their way to Iraq. They all know who I am and are fans, but they're kids! I am yet to meet one that's over 23. Yet they're full-time warriors.

I run into a lot of kids who are either on R&R, or on their way to Iraq. They all know who I am and are fans, but they're kids! I am yet to meet one that's over 23. Yet they're full-time warriors.

Everybody likes an extraordinary person or likes to think that they would be great with a superpower in an ordinary world.

Everybody likes an extraordinary person or likes to think that they would be great with a superpower in an ordinary world.

Not everything's made to win an Academy Award.

Not everything's made to win an Academy Award.