Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

I guess the worst day I have had was when I had to stand up in rehab in front of my wife and daughter and say 'Hi, my name is Sam and I am an addict.'

I trust most people. Not producers.

What kills me is that everybody thinks I like Jazz.

I'm as serious as a heart attack.

I get paid all day, every day, which is almost too much for a sensitive artist.

Those that have loved longest love best.

I never did one thing right in my life, you know that? Not one. That takes skill.

You know me. It's my duty to please that booty.

The best advice that was given to me was that I had to be 10 times smarter, braver and more polite to be equal. So I did.

If you have an opportunity to use your voice you should use it.

Everybody has to learn that the world works in very specific ways, and you're not in charge of it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I don't think the audience always listens to the critics. That's been proven time and time again.

The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.