There is no salvation for those outside the Church.

Everybody has to learn that the world works in very specific ways, and you're not in charge of it.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

You ain't got but one life. You ought to live it the way you want.

My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I don't think the audience always listens to the critics. That's been proven time and time again.

The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.

I'm too rich to care what the critics say.

I have tremendous respect for women. I love them. I don't know why they want to step down.

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.

I rarely lose my temper anymore.

I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

I'll get kicked around for saying it, but men and women are just different. They're not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

My father told me very early on that it was a sin to worry too much.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.