I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

If you do not have courage, you may not have the opportunity to use any of your other virtues.

Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesnt make it pancakes

I don't think the audience always listens to the critics. That's been proven time and time again.

The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times.

I'm too rich to care what the critics say.

There is no salvation for those outside the Church.

I have tremendous respect for women. I love them. I don't know why they want to step down.

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.

I rarely lose my temper anymore.

I'll get kicked around for saying it, but men and women are just different. They're not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

My father told me very early on that it was a sin to worry too much.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere.

Old habits die hard, I guess. If you dont kick them, they kick you.

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger.