A woman should be home with the children, building that home and making sure there's a secure family atmosphere.

Acting is like lying. The art of lying well. I'm paid to tell elaborate lies.

I rarely lose my temper anymore.

I think I've scratched the surface after twenty years of marriage. Women want chocolate and conversation.

I'll get kicked around for saying it, but men and women are just different. They're not equal. The same way that you and I are not equal.

My father told me very early on that it was a sin to worry too much.

Women in my family are the center of things. All good things emanate from them. The guys usually mess up.

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here.

A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Old habits die hard, I guess. If you dont kick them, they kick you.

I have learned that a bitter experience can make you stronger.

You can't live up to what people expect. Nobody can. But I guess that's my problem, not theirs.

Creating life simply to destroy it is wrong.

You ask anybody what their number one fear is, and it's public humiliation. Multiply that on a global scale, and that's what I've been through.

If you're going to wear three hats, you'd better grow two more heads.

I think everything is pretty well preordained - even your mistakes.

Feminists don't like me, and I don't like them.

I'm not apologizing to anyone. I'll apologize when hell freezes over.