My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem.

To be bothered wherever you go - it's not a rational thing to want at all.

It does help to actually realize that however stunning the person who is, you know, fluttering eyelashes at you, she doesn't do anything to match up to your wife.

Whenever you take on playing a villain, he has to cease to be a villain to you. If you judge this man by his time, he's doing very little wrong.

When I look in the mirror, I don't see my Dad, I see my grandmother. For a while it was my mother looking back at me. If only it was my Dad.

I think everyone is throwing happy stuff at you, and that's when you come over all humbug. It's happy stuff in your face, happy stuff is being sold to you.

I'm just the last English twit, really.

Forget trying to be sexy. That's just gruesome.

You have to be ill if you want to get better.

I'll be your friend so long as you're not crap

Because I am an Englishman I spent most of my life in a state of embarrassment.