I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I enjoy my job as long as I can create a character, otherwise it's boring.

I'm a great believer in stunt doubles. They do an amazing job.

Only unfulfilled love can be romantic

You don't need a man, you need a champion.

Age has no reality except in the physical world. The essence of a human being is resistant to the passage of time.

We live in a world of denial, and we don't know what the truth is anymore.

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.

You shall love. Whether you like it or not.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?