You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Age has no reality except in the physical world. The essence of a human being is resistant to the passage of time.

We live in a world of denial, and we don't know what the truth is anymore.

The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.

You shall love. Whether you like it or not.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Kids are coming out earlier and earlier - some, as young as twelve now - and schools need to take that into account.

There are not many things in my life I can be absolutely proud of or certain I got right, but one of them is that I've got better as an actor. I've learnt how to do it. And I still have enough energy to do it.

What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you're opening and cares about you. There's a real village atmosphere.

The audience's expectations are ever-present.