You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You shall love. Whether you like it or not.

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Ah, I don't do interviews, really.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

Kids are coming out earlier and earlier - some, as young as twelve now - and schools need to take that into account.

There are not many things in my life I can be absolutely proud of or certain I got right, but one of them is that I've got better as an actor. I've learnt how to do it. And I still have enough energy to do it.

What I particularly like about Broadway is the camaraderie and the friendship of other people in other shows. Everybody knows you're opening and cares about you. There's a real village atmosphere.

The audience's expectations are ever-present.

The performance is created by the director. The actor is the material. And I think that has to be true.

There's no sex in Middle Earth.

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.