A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway. - Joyce Brothers quotes

A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

The more we have, the more we want. And for this reason, we never have it all.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all.

When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

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Joyce Brothers Quotes - If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

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