If you change nothing, nothing changes.

When you come right down to it, the secret to having it all is loving it all.

A strong, positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success.

If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet, he never would have written Macbeth.

When you look at your life the greatest happinesses are family happinesses.

Studies indicate that the one quality all successful people have is persistence.

When you forgive, you gain strength and come out a winner.

The simple but observable fact is that the more you love, the more you are able to love.

Trust your hunches... Hunches are usually based on facts filed away just below the conscious level.

The only people who don't make mistakes are the people who don't do anything.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

Let's all start walking more and driving less.

I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.

Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.

Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good for myself.

When My Love Returns from the Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old to Care?

Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.