Author: Kinky Friedman
Good Night Messages for Wife
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
Never give up your power to another person.
Author: Oprah Winfrey
True love usually results in a hostage situation.
I’m much more likely to give myself a kick in the butt than a pat on the back.
Author: Paul Walker
A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Luxury, to me, is not owning a lot of stuff. Luxury, to me, is feeling unrushed.
Author: Tim Ferriss
Always respect your superiors, if you have any.
The way you do anything is the way you do everything.
Author: Tom Waits
Yeah, I am lazy. There's no doubt about that.
Author: Usain Bolt
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Your greatest achievement is to love me.
Author: Prince Charles
May the God of your choice bless you.
Love Quotes & Messages
Sad Quotes & Messages
Breakup Quotes & Messages
Angry Quotes & Messages
Love Status in Hindi
Sad Status in Hindi
Attitude Status in Hindi
Alone Status in Hindi
Good Night Status in Hindi
Good Morning Status in Hindi
Mahakal Status
Radhe Krishna Status
Birthday Messages
Birthday Messages for Mom
Birthday Messages for Dad
Birthday Messages for Friends
