Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. - Kinky Friedman quotes

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

There's a fine line between fiction and non-fiction and I think I snorted it somewhere in 1979

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

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Kinky Friedman Quotes - I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

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